Carty & Emily
Can we play the name all the fruits game? by Emily Sting Rae on Wednesday, 17 August 2011 at 14:20
1. what are three ways to win your heart?
Emily:
1. A plate of jambon daily
2. Molly Soda
3. A tiny medical hammer
Carty:
1. Wearing a clean pair of socks every day
2. Giving me all the money that is available to you
3. Making me nachos at 6am
2. do you like lightning?
Emily: you look at me it’s like you hit me with lightnin
Carty: Makes me wet
3. have you ever cut someone else’s hair?
Emily: No
Carty: Yea but not by choice I was involved in a freak running with scissors incident in a TK Maxx
4. last person you said ‘i hate you’ to?
Emily: David Bradley
Carty: Emily, cause I do
5. rain or sunshine?
Emily: neither
Carty: The sun burns my skin and rain makes me melt I need to live in a bubble
6. last stupid thing you said to anyone?
Emily: Jesus and the technicolour raincoat/Jambon
Carty: Trying to have a conversation about Michael Gambon with Emily at like 3am when all she could think about was a slab of french ham.
7. biggest turn off?
Emily: Lookin like a flobbadob
Carty: When they refuse to wear a bag over their face.
8. fave movie?
Emily: Tween Dreams
Carty: Same
9. would you date someone who smokes?
Emily: Obviously
Carty: Yea I like to keep the romance alive with the constant fear of lung cancer xo
10. would you date someone who was addicted to drugs?
Emily: Yes
Carty: Only if I was their personal brand of heroin
11. what’s your biggest turn on, physically?
Emily: Thrush Face
Carty: When they wear a strap on over their face and then put a paper bag over their head so they look like they’ve been to market and bought a singular banana
12. would you have sex w. someone you weren’t dating?
Emily: Only if they wear Bobs
Carty: Yea for dollar cause I’m a whore
13. have you ever missed someone and regretted breaking up with them?
Emily: Never
Carty: I don’t have emotions
14. have you ever dated someone more than once?
Emily: Molly Soda
Carty: Obviously
15. if you could go on ONE DATE with any celebrity, who would it be?
Emily: The Nappa with Anne Frank
Carty: I’d go to a barn raising with Ainsley Harriet
16. what’s your relationship status?
Emily: In a Sophieship
Carty: In a circle in a hoop that never ennndddss
17. do you like cuddling?
Emily: Yes only if it leads to gettin bummed with a strap on
Carty: No get off es
18. do you hold grudges?
Emily: I look like the grudge
Carty: I have a shit memory so no
19. do you regret dating anyone?
Emily: Only the ones that didn’t have Toms bags
Carty: Yea the mingin ens
20. hugger or kisser?
Emily: Fister
Carty: Stop touchin es
21. missing someone?
Emily: Amy Jade Winehouse
Carty: Chicken Fried Rice
22. most important lesson you’ve learned from your exes?
Emily: I shuffle
Carty: Bandanas make me angry
23. are you happier single or in a relationship?
Emily: Relash
Carty: Happier with my thousands of cats
24. how important are looks?
Emily: N/A
Carty: Not at all, surgery is an option if you make me wanna vomit on your face.
25. would you rather date someone who was SUPER-HOT or someone who was nice?
Emily: Super hot xo lols
Carty: I hate people that are nice and people that are attractive so I’ll be alone k cheers bye xo
26. do you stay friends w/ the people you’ve dated?
Emily: Fuck off
Carty: Errr for a bit but I only still talk to one of them really
27. would you fight over someone you wanted to be with?
Emily: Yea
Carty: Big ol Pagga
28. do you kiss on the 1st date?
Emily: Fist on the first date
Carty: For money
29. if someone cheated on you, would you take them back if you really loved them?
Emily: If they took me to Kingston town straight away
Carty: Don’t even care what you do so yea or no depends what mood I’m in
30. some random girl comes up to you and says “who the hell are you”? What do you say back?
Emily: Gineapple who are you?
Carty: WHY YOU SO RANDOM LOLS!!!~~~
31. are you spoiled?
Emily: No
Carty: Yea
32. name three things you would not tolerate in a relationship?
Emily:
1. Soiling themselves
2. Not being addicted to skag
3. Eating salmon
Carty:
1. Bodywarmers
2. Fleeces
3. Not taking me to the house of the rising sun.
33. which one of your friends do you think would make a good prostitute?
Emily: Shea Grant
Carty: Anyone apart from Emily cause she feels guilty that she’s riddled with diseases and forgets to charge
34. did you miss anyone today?
Emily: Yes
Carty: My Mummmyyy
35. last person to see you cry?
Emily: Sophierevolver
Carty: Emily/Sara Mccarron/like 500 people
36. Who/what made you cry?
Emily: qwerty
Carty: yuiop
37. are you a forgiving person?
Emily: Possibly
Carty: I just forget that you’ve even done anything
38. would you ever share a girl/boyfriend with your best friend?
Emily: pffft that’s so stupid
Carty: Yea me and Toria are thinking about entering a three-way marriage
39. i’ve come to realize the last person who gave me a hug…
Emily: was Carty
Carty: is having a fit right now
40. are most of your friends guys or girls?
Emily: Trans
Carty: Mick Fleetwood
41. how long does it take you to get ready to go out ?
Emily: 13.5 minutes
Carty: between 4 minutes and 6 hours depends if I need to shave my tash
42. how many people do you know of named Adam ?
Emily: about 4
Carty: 749 + the one out of the bible
43. are any of your friends cheerleaders ?
Emily: Natalie Cartwright
Carty: Emilys been known to shake a few pompoms in her day
44. what was the last thing you burnt ?
Emily: a corpse
Carty: a car during the riots, cheeky!
45. what is your full name?
Emily: Bush
Carty: Lord Carty Cartington III
46 what color is the bra you have on now ?
Emily: I don’t wear one yet
Carty: I don’t have one on cause me and Emily were comparing nipples before
47. do you straighten your hair every day?
Emily: Yes
Carty: piss off have you seen the state of my weave
48. do you worry about the size of your boobs?
Emily: what are dey lols
Carty: worry about them cracking my spine cause they’re so huge
49. are you the typical girl who’s addicted to gossip?
Emily: gossip boys and sleepovers hehe
Carty: YEH LOLS DID YA HEAR EMILY HAS A THIRD NIPPLE LOLS SHE TALKS TO IT EEHEHEHE!
50. what are your favorite girly magazines?
Emily: Mizz Sugar and smash hits
Carty: J17, GirlTalk Sabrinas Secrets
51. did you ever spend all day/night getting pretty for a guy?
Emily: Duhh!
Carty: Only guys called Emily Rae
52. did you ever cry during a romantic movie?
Emily: *sound of a horse cantering*
Carty: Rugrats the movie
53. would you leave the house without makeup on?
Emily: errrm yess
Carty: my skin starts to fall apart if I don’t use polyfilla every 5 minutes
54. what’s the biggest turn on about guys?
Emily: Jamboree
Carty: Cornrows
55. are you a girly-girl, tomboy, or in the middle?
Emily: girly-girl
Carty: in the middle in more ways dan 1 LOL
56. is pink truly the best color in the entire universe?
Emily: only cause it’s the inside of your gash
Carty: mmm no green like the pus coming out of emilys face right now
57. what’s the most expensive piece of clothing you own?
Emily: Gstar raw jeans
Carty: a regatta fleece that I got hooky in Peckham
58. what color do you absolutely despise?
Emily: Pink
Carty: Yellow
59. have you ever stole?
Emily: All the time
Carty: Their life was stole STOOOLLLEEE now we’ll never know
60. have you set your hair on fire?
Emily: No but Carty has
Carty: Twice.
61. do you wear sweat pants?
Emily: Only when I’m sweatin from ridin your mam so hard
Carty: Yea
62. do you know anyone who has lost their virginity?
Emily: No
Carty: Urr I think my parents have
63. have you ever ran into a door because you didn’t see it?
Emily: The Channing Show
Carty: Daily
64. doesn’t 50 Cent suck?
Emily: NOOO!
Carty: Only when he’s booin about gettin shot, shut up and fist some hoes eh
65. do you like hugs and kisses(xoxo:))?
Emily: xo
Carty: ox
66. do you act gangster?
Emily: Wad up///
Carty: ThugLife
67. ever made a prank phone call?
Emily: Nigganigganigganigganigga
Carty: Boring es
68. last kiss?
Emily: Sophie
Carty: Never been kissed
69. what bill do you hate paying most?
Emily: Dunno
Carty: Whore bills
70. where was the last place you had a romantic dinner?
Emily: Nandos
Carty: Woodys
71. what did you want to be when you were growing up?
Emily: Cinderella
Carty: Gay
72. favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a guy?
Emily: Paint nails
Carty: Storm Chasing
73. when did you first start feeling older?
Emily: Havn’t yet
Carty: Do you still feel younger than you thought you would by nowww summet summet
74. favorite guilty pleasure?
Emily: Strap Ons
Carty: Wanking whilst sniffing shoes in new look
75. what famous person(s) would you like to have dinner with?
Emily: Nigella Lawson
Carty: Captain Crunch
76. what famous person would you like to date?
Emily: Suzie Brennan
Carty: Professor Brian Cox
78. what do you hate about your school?
Emily: BULLIES
Carty: Left 20 years ago but it was full of Jews
79. last person whose bed you laid in besides your own?
Emily: Sophs
Carty: I’m in Emilys now so that
80. have you lost a friend recently?
Emily: Never even had any
Carty: Did I have any to start with
81. ever have a sleepover with the opposite sex?
Emily: Not allowed
Carty: with Simmy always
82. do you use smiley faces on the computer a lot?
Emily: ;_;
Carty: :|
83. is it easier to forgive, or to forget?
Emily: horn
Carty: fuck n chuck
84. do you give out second chances too easily?
Emily: dunno
Carty: neh
85. is your best friend pretty?
Emily: no
Carty: dogginest thing i’ve actually ever seen
86. is it awkward when you run into your exes?
Emily: killed them all
Carty: they were all internet relationships so it’d be dead nice to know if they’re real xo
87. have you ever changed clothes in a vehicle?
Emily: daily
Carty: live in a caravan
88. can you make yourself cry?
Emily: yea
Carty: if i shot myself i’d probs boo
89. is your life simple or complicated?
Emily: why dya havta go and make fings so comp
Carty: things are simple when i’m with sim
90. are you easily confused?
Emily: :s
Carty: no cos i gots riculusly high IQ tehe
92. are you taller than 5′4″?
Emily: tiny bit burqa
Carty: flea circus
93. have you ever liked someone who treated you like crap?
Emily: never
Carty: never liked anyone
94. is your current hair color mostly your natural hair color?
Emily: roots
Carty: yea
95. does everything really happen for a reason?
Emily: simba
Carty: sheep happens