Will you have sexual intercourse within the next week or two?
With each and every one of you in your dreams
The last time you saw your best friend(s), what did you do?
We sat in Woodys and drank and cracked about our lives and then talked to Milligan our alcoholic friend about the size of his penis for about 5 minutes.
Is there anything you should be worried about? The fact I can’t even afford to pay the deposit for my house nevermind keeping my ketamine addiction under control.
Ever wondered what it would be like dating the same gender as you? There’s no real difference except for the fact that they don’t have a penis and girls ruin your life.
You’re up after 3 AM, what’s the reason?
I’m twisted, I’m getting twisted, I’m smoking, I’m out, I’m having sex, I’m in a glass case of emotion or I’m talking.
Are you in a relationship with anyone?
My cat doesn’t even love me anymore
Have you ever liked someone just because they were good looking?
Well yea, an irish accent always helps too just sayin
What were you doing 2 hours ago?
Drinking milk and ironing while listening to Diana Ross
What kind of mood are you in?
I’m sleepy I might have a nap before I go out tonight :}
Have you ever lost someone you wish you didn’t?
If you haven’t lost anyone by the age of 20 you’re a vampire and everyone you know is immortal and nobody ever goes away or changes, so no i haven’t or yea I have depending on whether or not you believe I’m immortal.
Do you enjoy reading?
your diary yea.
What are your parents doing right now?
complaining about my house stinking of fags
How many cigarettes have you smoked today?
0
Do you honestly have feelings for someone at the moment? I don’t have emotions or feelings I’m made of u2 cd sleeves, napkins and wine gums
Is there anything upsetting you?
just the fact i don’t have 30 grams of md and 50 grams of ket in my pocket
What are you looking forward to within the next few months? Moving into a new house, urrrm some other stuff
When was the last time you smoked pot?
errrr 2 days ago?
What’s the closest item that is yellow?
roses on my desk
Are you eating/drinking anything right now?
scrannin my nails
Who was the last person of the opposite sex you slept in a bed with? When?
Potter last week I think
Where was the last place you went out to eat?
errrrrrrr some form of wetherspoons maybe
What was the last alcoholic beverage you consumed?
koppaberg cause apparently I can afford to waste my money on shit bev that doesn’t get me steamin, who knew.
How many others have you cheated on?
urm what
What is more essential - a pretty face or a great body?
well if you’re dog faced nobody wants to get close enough to see your body anyway
What is the value of all the jewelry on you?
like… £560
Best kind of pizza?
cheese and jalapeno because i like cheese and i like jalapenos
If you need a new pair of jeans, what store do you go first?
I don’t own a singular pair of jeans soooooo I dunno I’d probably just bop around a vintage fair untill I found some or go to urban outfitters or oxfam or something I don’t know christ stop askin es
Where and with whom did your last hug take place?
Think it was Catt in the Crown last night, bonny
What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Saturday night?
It’s 14.21pm on Saturday afternoon, ask me when I’m steamin
Are you a quitter?
depends, if it’s something i don’t want to do i just fuck it off but if i really want it then i get it
Who was the last person you had in your room?
urrr Reidy was the last person in my room before I left Leeds and nobody here cause I only come home for clothing and hygiene reasons
Is your bedroom window open?
No I’m hot boxing my whole house cause my parents love it loads
When was the last time you went dancing while under the influence?
Tuesday?
Did you ever give a hickey to the last person you kissed or you guys didn’t go that far?
Yea and he nearly killed me cause he looked like a chav
What do you do when you’re having a bad day?
throw shit at people like a monkey at the zoo
Where is your biological mother right now?
downstairs not making me a sandwich
Is there anyone you want to come see you?
Desi
What time did you wake up this morning?
like 7am, I have not used my time productively…
Have you ever thrown your iPod in anger?
I have a zen and no but I threw a glass at a wall cause I’m hard
When was the last time you cried really hard?
September 10th
Have you ever gotten body painted?
I’m allergic to it but yea
What was the last thing you saw that scared you?
Hallucinations
Why did you last cry?
Because I was watching a film about a girl who got kidnapped by this mental religious man who thought he was doing the work of god and he sexually abused her and it was heavy.
What are you wearing on your feet?
foot glove.
Is there something that’s happened today that you don’t want to ever go through again?
nah.
Think of your last two kisses, were they with the same person?
They actually weren’t I just remembered that I got with Emily and Shea on Tuesday so the hicky thing isn’t even right cause I was thinking of scouse
Let’s test your memory, what were you doing a year ago? Getting fucking wrecked instead of going to uni and that
Is the last person you kissed attractive?
Think it was Emily so no, she’s a fucking dog.
When was the last time you smiled?
When I was talking to my mum about Leeds before
Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? Catt
Who was the last person that broke your heart? Someone shit
Have you kissed the same person more than five times in 2011?
yea
Think back to 2008, what was your most memorable day?
Urm, I don’t even know, I loved my whole life when I was 16
Do you smoke weed everyday?
Not anymore, mainly due to poverty
Do you always answer your phone?
Yea unless I don’t hear it or I hate you
When was the last time you went to the circus?
When I was like 7, I rode an elephant there’s probably videos on pornhub or something
Do you ever think about stuff and start crying?
Not particularly unless it’s something major like someones just died or I’m having the shittest time of my life
Did the last person you kiss have piercings?
Yea
If the year consisted of only one season, which would you choose?
Spring or Autumn cause the others are shit
Do you like the snow?
For about 20 minutes then I want it to fuck off and die
What is bothering you right now?
The fact I’ve been doing this for like 10 minutes and I’m still not sleepy enough to nap
Have you ever liked someone older than you?
Pretty much always
What were you doing last night at this time?
I was in town with my mummyyyyy buying cords and stuff
What are you up to tonight?
Going to a dub night at the vic after a cheeky pre-sesh at Shea’s I think is the plan
Anyone you’re giving up on?
You
Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Yea when I was like 15, I caught pneumonia and died
Have you ever smoked
Yea
What was your favorite toy when you were young?
Alf
Who is the last person you shared something with, what was it? Shared a bev with Emzsmemily last night
Where is your iPod at?
Still don’t own one
Do you love anyone?
I love lots of people including you
Are you happy?
Yep
Where was the last place you went out to eat with a friend?
erm, does the mcdonalds drive through count? I went with Reidy and Potter but we only bought milkshake i dunno before that was patisserie valerie with Lorenzo
How do you feel about your hair?
It’s fair dyke
Do you have a favorite number?
14
Are you multi-tasking right now?
Listening and typing?
Who was the last person you told you loved them?
Emily
Who was the last person to call you cute?
Greg
Who is the last person you got a text from?
Brenny