Hello Beautiful :}

This is the bit where I write about stuff that will very likely be of little or no interest to you.

I hate the word ‘random’ and girls on tumblr that constantly talk about how cute they look today, shut your mouth bitch nobody cares.

You can call me Carty, I look like an owl. 

My aim in life is to get rich through any means necessary, (bank robbing, granny mugging etc.) open my own bar in England then move to South Carolina to live in a big house with a massive studio and paint and write a book and maybe get married and have some cats. 

My favourite things include Irish men, scientists and beards.

I’m 20 I study Fine Art at Leeds met and it’s shit.

I make it my mission in life to inadvertently break everything I own that could be used as a source of communication to the outside world. Phones last a matter of months before I kill them or drop them in some kind of milky beverage.

I’m allergic to cats but I have 2 called Harry and Desi, they’re both little girls and my favourite people ever.

My hobbies include having alcohol induced seizures, singing constantly but more publicly when drunk, dying my hair/skin, sleeping, eating jalapenos, reading everything ever written and making muffin men.

I like travelling and moving about and I went to Dubai and Australia on my own when I was 16/17 which was splendid.

I want to marry Dr Brian Cox and I like writing lists.

A Japanese man once blocked my windpipe with some tin foil and a set of Buckaroo instructions.

This is practically a Johnny Depp appreciation blog interspersed with facts about my life and bonny photos of animals and stuff i want to own.

Bye xo









When your love lets you go you only want love more,
Even when love was not what you were looking for.